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- - -/_/_/- ^ ^ | ^ ^ -\_\_\- - December 1995
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- -= . Intro =-
- -= .. Marijuana Growers Guide =-
- -= ... Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds =-
- -= .... Information =-
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- -= . Intro
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- Welcome to the second issue of Euphoria! We still need writers and
- Distro sites so, if you are interested, check out the Information section
- of the zine. Also, if you have a organization or store and would like an
- ad in the zine email us. There's lot's of other stuff in the Info
- section so don't forget to check it out! Enjoy the zine!
- ***** We have a new email address ***** If you emailed us and did not
- get a response it's because there was something wrong with the account!
- Our new address is: volcom@tnce.com
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- -= .. Marijuana Growers Guide
-
- -=Introduction=-
-
- Growing marijuana has become very popular in the last few years. This
- is mainly because people are tired of buying pot only to find that it's
- weak, fake, or full of crap (my friend found a piece of an action figure
- in an ounce he bought from some Mexican).
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- -=The Law=-
-
- Of course growing marijuana is illegal, but so is smoking, selling, and
- buying it. I, the author of this article, take no responsibility for
- anything you do. But, if you would like to send me a sample of your
- crop... ;)
-
- -=Steps=-
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- Growing marijuana can be broken down into four simple steps:
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- 1. Get the seeds. You almost always find atleast 5 seeds in every gram
- you buy. So this should be no trouble.
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- 2. Germinate the seeds. Place the seeds between some moist paper towels
- in a zip-loc bag. They should sprout in about 1 day to 2 weeks.
-
- 3. Plant the sprouts. Place the sprouted seeds in moist soil with a
- sprinkle of soil over top.
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- 4. Give the plants a light supply. Either some indirect sunlight or a
- flourescent light hung about 2 inches from the top of the plant.
-
- -=Soil=-
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- You can either buy some high-quality low acid soil at Home Depot,
- K-Mart, etc. or mix your own.
-
- To mix your own take 2 parts moss with 1 part sand and 1 part sponge
- rock to each 4 gallons of soil. You may also wish to mix in some
- Miracle-Gro or Eco-Grow.
-
- -=Containers=-
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- Put you sprout in a peat moss pot. When your plant reaches about 5
- inches and has a thick stalk find a large sterilized pot and place the
- plant and peat moss pot into the other pot (the peat moss pot will break
- down in the soil). This causes the plant less shock which leads to
- stunted growth. Make sure the second pot is large because you don't want
- to have to transplant a 6 foot marijuana plant in 3 months.
-
- -=Fertilizer=-
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- After the plant has been in the second container for about 3 weeks you
- can slowly introduce a fertilizer such as Miracle-Gro or Eco-Grow. At
- about 1 and a half months you'll want to begin to leaf feed the plant.
- Dissolve some fertilizer in warm water and spray the leaves. Remember
- to stop fertilizing about a week before harvesting.
-
- -=Light=-
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- The best bet for light is a florescent light. They're inexpensive and
- work rather well. Just place the lights about 2 inches above the top of
- the plant.
-
- -=Temperature and Humidity=-
-
- Keep the light hours temperature between 68 and 78 degrees Fahrenheit
- and the dark hours about 15 degrees less. Also, the plants should be in
- a low humidity environment so they can produce alot of resin.
-
- -=Ventilation=-
-
- Ventilation is very important in growing your plant. If your plant
- doesn't have proper ventilation it may become sick and die. This really
- shouldn't be a major concern, though, unless you're growing your plant in
- a closet.
-
- -=Watering=-
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- The most important thing to remember when watering is proper drainage.
- Make sure there are holes in the bottom of the pot for the water to
- drain. It is also a good idea, if you are using tap water, to let it
- stand for about 2 days.
-
- -=Bugs=-
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- If you notice your plants drooping or browning it would be wise to
- mix some soap and warm water and wash the plant. You will need to rinse
- off the soap... unless you like soapy joints... ;)
-
- -=Harvest and Curing=-
-
- It's time to harvest your pot! Uproot the plant and hang it upside down
- for about 24 hours. Next, put the plant in a paper grocery bag with the
- top open for three or four days. Now strip off the leaves and buds and
- let them dry on some newpapers in the sun for a few days.
-
- -=Conclusion=-
-
- Well now you have your crop and you can sell it, smoke it, bake it,
- whatever! When you roll that first joint or pack that first bowl, think
- of me! Peace!
-
- -= ... Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
-
- Here's the lyrics for Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds by The Beatles from
- the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album.
-
- Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
- With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
- Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
- A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
- Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,
- Towering over your head.
- Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,
- And she's gone.
- Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
- Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
- Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies,
- Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,
- That grow so incredibly high.
- Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,
- Waiting to take you away.
- Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,
- And you're gone.
- Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
- Picture yourself on a train in a station,
- With plasticine porters with looking glass ties.
- Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,
- The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
-
- -= .... Information
-
- As stated earlier in the zine we have a new email address.
- It is: volcom@tnce.com
- Euphoria@tnce.com never worked and probaly never will so sending email
- there is just a waste of time. We still need writers, distro sites, and
- couriers so email us at volcom@tnce.com, if you're interested. We had a
- 800# up for announcments and feedback but the person that had the
- password forgot it... Too much of the wacky tobacky! It looks like the
- zine might be coming out twice a month now! We were going to be monthly
- but hopefully we'll be able to put out a good quality zine twice a month!
- We are working on alot of stuff... here's a list (if you think you have
- anything to add email us and we'll get you to work!):
-
- - a perminate irc channel with a bot
- - a perminate ftp site
- - a mailing list (like a listserv type thing)
- - a perminate 800#
-
- If you could help other with any of these things email us!
-
- Coming in future issues (these will be over 15k!):
-
- -Mushroom Growers Guide
- -Hemp Clothing Retailer List
- -The Lost Art of Drug Smuggling
- -Extracting Mescaline for San Pedro
- -More Pot Recipes
- -Making a LSD substitute from
- Morning Glory seeds
- -My Brother the Dealer
- And Much, Much More!!!
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- Well, that's it for this issue!
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